This is a blog detailing games and potentially other media you’ve literally never heard of. I’m not joking, if you have heard of these things, then someone read this blog and told you about them.
So the games don’t actually exist?
Not yet! Or maybe they do now because someone made them. At the time of writing, these games did not exist.
Isn’t it dumb to review things that don’t exist?
Sure.
What’s the value of this blog then?
Entertainment. Most people do not play the games they see reviews for, and here it’s no different. Though instead of “most” it’s “all.” Mostly I find it funny to pretend there’s a world out there with these games in it.
What’s your process for coming up with these reviews?
It normally starts with the title of the game. If the title evokes an image in my mind then usually I feel like I have something there. Then I try to figure out the genre, the supposed game mechanics, and the score I would give such a game. Then I spend a few days working on example graphics from the game to use in the review. I try to push myself to make it look like the games are developed from a different art style than the previous reviews.